|Clubs in China try all sorts of gimmicks to make Urinals more fun!|
As I went in I noticed an attendant standing towel in hand next to the sink. I thought nothing of it and proceeded to the urinals. As a approched the cleanest looking urinal, I checked around for other people, I hate the idea of someone else watching me piss. Normally I would go into a cubical but that night they were all piled high with shit. I relaxed, thought of waterfalls and began to flow.
Out the corner of my eye, I noticed the attendant had moved, but I diddn't know where to. I began to panic, like a snake or a mosquito, it's far more dangerous when you cant see it.
All of a sudden, a wet flannel was wiped all over my face with an over zealous toilet attendant pressing himself against me, piss still flowing.
I quickly zipped myself up before shoving him away and telling him in English to "Fuck off".
Later he did the same to a Chinese man, with the same reaction.
I thought to myself the next day, could wiping the faces of men while in mid flow, really be someone’s job?
Welcome to China!